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runningrepublican:

communismkills:

thesuperjew:

penguinlass:

communismkills:

I’m pretty sure everyone becomes a conservative the day they get their first paycheck and see the taxes taken out.

Nah

Or liberal the first time they receive a paycheck while living on their own and realizing they cant possibly survive on what they’re making

… Because of the taxes taken out.

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you

So this happened at Subway the other day

  • Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
  • Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
  • Me: Um... John Green.
  • Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
  • Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
  • Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.